Look at you jerking your life away like a total porn cuck! I bet you act normal in real life. You hide your chronic masturbator tendencies well enough that no one knows what a loser you are when you’re gooning your brains out for porn. Maybe, just maybe, you could go out and get laid if you really tried — but that would be a mistake. If any woman could see what a sexually dysfunctional goontard you secretly are, she’d know what I know
