Once again, you find yourself unable to stay away from me. How many times will it take for you to realize—there is no escape? You are nothing without your loser porn. An incompetent beta male, desperate to jerk it 24/7. Be grateful the goddess Gigi is here for you—to pump for, to worship, to adore. She gives you purpose, because without her… what would you even be? You’ll always be my little loser. And I’ll always be here to remind you of it.