You stumble home after a night of boozing. Your wife is out of town and you expect your daughter will be in bed, but she enthusiastically greets you at the door. She assures you she won’t tell her mother you’re hammered again and begs you to bring her with you next time you want a night out on the town. As she prattles on about how much she loves spending time with you, you begin to feel a little woozy and lose your footing. You insist you don’t need her help, but she determinately ushers you over to the sofa and tucks you in. You hate the thought of her seeing you like this, but she refuses to leave your side and hovers over you until you can no longer hold your eyes open. You have odd, erotic dreams, but you’ll have no recollection of them when you wake up.
