Jingle Balls JOI!
You wont only be showering me with gifts and tributes this Christmas, youre going to suffer and entertain me as well. Get some bells you can slip onto a shoelace. I dont care if you have to steal them off a stocking or sneak away to a craft store, fetch the bells to tie around your balls. I want your balls to jingle every time I order you to punch, slap, and t*****e them as I instruct! You do want to entertain and please me for Christmas, dont you?