Happy Birthday You Complete Loser Skinny!

Its my 28th birthday today.. Yet another birthday spent alone. No friends to spend it with, family making up excuses to not see you. Another year as a kissless virgin, thats right, Ive never been on a date, not even a first date, or had a first kiss. Im a 28 year old, dateless, kissless virgin loser. Ive tried asking women out, endless hours spent on dating apps, rejection is so normal for me. Not hard to see why. Im a midget of a man, a skinny little bitch. Im barely 53, women laugh at my embarrassing stature, in any nightclub even the shortest girls are at least 2-3 inches taller in their heels, most nearly a head taller. Ive got a pin dick, half the size of your heels, not that Id ever get to use it. Maybe if I had some wit or charm I could make up for it, but I dont have that either. Im boring, dumb, irritating. I live at home still with my parents, working a deadbeat retail job with no hope of improvement or promotion. Women are offended when I try ask them out. My parents must be so ashamed. Every year ticking by brings me closer to dying as a virgin. Paying you to laugh at my pathetic life is the only birthday gift I deserve. How pathetic is that, spending my birthday jerking off to humiliation porn. Tell me you hope Im always alone, maybe Ill have a stroke or heart attack jerking off getting told how fucking worthless I am by a perfect goddess like you. If I came to this clip them Im fucking pathetic, disgusting scum. Please end by telling me to fuck off ,