I need you to run some errands for me and drop off some packages at my girlfriends apartment… and I cant have you looking like a random dude. To serve me I gotta make you look less threatening… like a wimp or metrosexual or whatever. I dont want anyone thinking youd hurt a fly or be a creeper thats delivering stuff to my hot girlfriends to get a chance with them. I gotta make you look a bit more pretty so that they either dont even notice you … in fact, I want them to Think of you as a walking joke of a man. Either way, youre not to make eye contact with my friends… the biggest compliment you could get from them would be if they took the packages and slammed the door in your face, haha. Thats the look Im going for! Now its time to pluck those eyebrows! Nice and thin, dont worry… a high arch will look just darling on you.Oh and actually… after your done with the delivery, Im gonna have you clean her apartment… in a sissy maid outfit. I want her to know how cruel I can be to you!