You have been such a bad boy. I am absolutely tired of the back talking, the complaining, not listening, and everything else, that I am going to teach you a very smelly lesson. I know how you just love to complain about how gassy I am. How I am always letting out huge, smelly farts, so today, son, you re going to have to sit there and take it while I fart right in your face! I want you to smell all this juicy flatulence up close. I know this method of punishment will get through to you, or I hope it will. Matter of fact, I think you kind of like it don t you? You always seem to be commenting on these boisterous bowels, so here they are, tooting away, making you smell last nights homemade cheese soup right through my pantyhose! I am going to let out all of my backed up gas onto you, and hopefully you will act better or I will just have to punish you over and over with my stinky farts till you learn your lesson! ,