Impersonating as campus PD, T.J Cummings crashes a rowdy party trolling for easy co-ed pussy. Quickly casing the place, T.J notices the beyond wasted gecko mascot (a hilariously brain-damaged Will Powers) getting lap dances from ultra-cute cheerleader, Haley Sweet! Now, normally, this would be an open and shut case...if T.J was a real cop! Looking to dodge jail time, Haley's boyfriend, Lawrence Blowfeld, regretfully whores her out... Sweet-cheeks Haley strips, exposing her adorable, little titties. Then the panties drop and the real party starts! T.J feeds her his veiny baton and face-fucks her, then passes her off to the nutball gecko! Totally respecting T.J's authority, Haley bends over and sucks Will's lizard while T.J pumps her juicy twat doggy-style! Soon, everyone BUT Lawrence is boning the tar outta Haley. She hops off and on three different cocks, then lays back and catches T.J's cum and swallows every fucking drop. Gotta hide the evidence!