I could write a song about this epic ass

Seriously, seeing such an epic ass could easily inspire me to write a song about it. That song would be a smashing hit, and speaking of smashing and hitting, you know what I'd do to her. Her cutoff shorts don't leave much to the imagination. Half of her gorgeous, smooth and round butt cheeks are peeking out of her shorts and it is a voyeur's dream to follow her in secrecy.