F, no, that's not a typo, that is this bitches name; like when Prince was just a symbol. With her stylish dress and undergarments F walks into the room like she owns it and gives us a little show. Then she disappears and comes back wrapped in something that is half way between lingerie and a costume, but all the way hot. While F plays with her natural mosquito bites her little candy cane gets worked until she produces some ball made eggnog.