How much of a loser are you? Take this test and find out. I will walk your stupid little brain through 5 questions, step by step. You will end up with 5 numbers. You add the 5 numbers together and that number is your loser tax, if you’re not a loser your tax would be $0 (yeah right), if you’re a total fucking loser it’ll be the max of $50 for your loser tax(much more likely). Don’t be a pussy, and see how you measure up now! You will need: a notebook or piece of paper, a pen, and a ruler.