Tan: What’s Eatin’ You

Welcome back and to those in countries that celebrate it; happy Labour Day, everyone! This time, Mr Nice brings along a new Singaporean friend, Francis, to try his muster at layin’ n slayin’ Thai pussy on camera. Being a long-time huge fan, he stepped up to the plate and joined the ranks of those that came (pun-intended), tried and conquered. What he didn’t know was that he was about to snare himself a lay-by that would long stand in his (and our) personal spank bank for years to come. Beautiful small firm tits, a desire for cock that screams long-standing repression of desires and a pussy so tight, one wonders if it ever saw the light of day before. A story to be told to friends over beer, UFC fights and football. Difference here is, for $29.95 a month, there’s proof that his buddies can look up on tuktukpatrol.com and an adventure that you, our members, get to enjoy from the comfort of your chair.