<br /> One of these days, I am going to become a highly sought-after commercial photographer. Brands will hire me to shoot their campaigns. I will get to pander to others creative visions, OR maybe I will find clever ways to pimp out unnecessary products to people I dont relate to. Either way, it is guaranteed there will be plenty of ass to kiss. Adventures with women like Lanie Morgan will be a dirty secret of my past. I cant wait. Eat Tic Tacs. <br /> Lanie Morgan <br /> Tags