teens - JeshByJesh presents Uma Jolie in Tangled

UMA JOLIE IS A GODDESS. THAT’S RIGHT. I SAID. SHE IS AN ABSOLUTE GODDESS. I CHALLENGE ANYONE TO FIND ME A PRETTIER PORNSTAR. SHE HAS THE LOOKS, THE BODY, AND THOSE EYES. WOW. SO UNBELIEVABLE. UMA INITIALLY TURNED US DOWN WHEN WE TRIED TO BOOK HER THE FIRST TIME. FROM WHAT I WAS TOLD, IT WAS BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T FEEL COMFORTABLE WORKING WITH OUR COMPANY. BUT WHEN I MET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME AT A MUTUAL FRIENDS HOUSE, SHE CHANGED HER TUNE. SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS SOMEBODY ELSE – ANOTHER ASIAN MALE PERFORMER WHOM SHE WAS TRYING TO AVOID. SHE WOULDN’T TELL ME WHO BUT NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE WAS REALLY EXCITED TO WORK WITH US. ON THE DAY OF THE SHOOT, MY PRODUCER WAS EXTREMELY NERVOUS THAT SHE WOULDN’T SHOW UP. SHE’S BEEN KNOWN TO BE EXTREMELY FLAKY. SO WE WERE EXTREMELY HAPPY WHEN HER CAR PULLED UP. WHILE SHE WAS GETTING HER MAKE UP DONE, SHE CALLED ME OVER TO SHOW ME SOMETHING ON HER CELL PHONE. IT WAS A RANDOM TEXT MESSAGE FROM GOOGLE NUMBER BASICALLY SHAMING HER FOR DECIDING TO WORK WITH ME. SHE TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF THAT MESSAGE AND SENT IT TO ME JUST IN CASE. THE MESSAGE BASICALLY TOLD HER THAT I WAS “UNPROFESSIONAL” AND THAT I “PURPOSEFULLY CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES” BECAUSE I APPARENTLY “GET OFF ON IT”. THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER SEEN THIS. AND SHE DISCLOSED TO ME THAT THAT WAS ONE OF THE OTHER REASONS THAT DETERRED HER FROM INITIALLY WORKING WITH US. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS HAPPENED ON NUMEROUS OTHER TIMES IN THE FUTURE (MORE ON THAT LATER). ANYWAY, THE SCENE WENT GREAT AND WE PRODUCED ONE OF MY FAVORITE SEASON 1 EPISODES. UMA HAS SINCE BECOME A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. WE’VE SHOT HER SEVERAL TIMES NOW FOR SEASON 2. I WORRY ABOUT HER SOME TIMES… BUT IT’S UMA. SHE DOES WHAT SHE WANTS AND NO ONE CAN EVER CONTROL HER.